Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON